On Sunday, he tweeted a GIF of the beloved “Sesame Street” fowl kicking down a door with the caption: “Big Bird coming over to vaccinate your kids.”
Meanwhile, Ted Cruz is still brought to you by the letter “J” - as in jackass. To “Sesame Street,” pediatric health is as fundamental as letters and numbers.īig Bird has spent a half-century trying to keep kids from getting sick. In 1996, a segment titled “Big Bird Gets Birdy Pox” was created to “reassure youngsters that illnesses can be endured and cured.” Three years later, Big Bird and his anthropomorphic pals created PSA videos on the appropriate use of antibiotics, long before superbugs such as MRSA were a concern. In the ’80s, when he wasn’t annoying Snuffleupagus, Big Bird was practically an honorary surgeon general, spreading the same medical and scientific messages Cruz now deems “propaganda.” Ted Cruz has those vaccines.īut that some of those diseases have made comebacks in recent years tells you why we need more Ernie and Bert and less Marjorie Taylor Greene. A sign reads: “Don’t Wait - Vaccinate.” The message was clear.įour years later, Big Bird and “Sesame Street” took part in an immunization campaign to encourage children to get vaccinated against diseases such as measles, rubella, polio, tetanus, whooping cough and diphtheria. In a 1972 episode, Big Bird stumbles upon a line of kids waiting to get shots in a makeshift clinic. “Sesame Street” has been championing public health, including inoculations, since Cruz was in Pampers and shooting his toy Smith & Wesson. But if Cruz was even five per cent as brilliant as he believes, he’d realize his meatless beef with Big Bird makes him the turkey. I honestly have no clue what Cruz does, beyond trying to start Twitter feuds with celebrities and now, sigh, Muppets. It’s like a librarian who is anti-Dewey Decimal or a Panda Express cook who is philosophically opposed to Kung Pao Chicken. I will never stop rolling my eyes at politicians who suckle on the taxpayer teat and are performatively anti-government. He replied to the eight-foot-two fictional character’s tweet as if Big Bird was AOC in a feathered costume: “Government propaganda … for your 5 year old!” It didn’t take long for Ted’s cranium to go kaboom. Anthony Fauci inject everyone with 5G tracking devices that magnetize Elmo as the ghost of JFK Jr.
That’s when Big Bird tweeted: “I got the COVID-19 vaccine today! My wing is feeling a little sore, but it’ll give my body an extra protective boost that keeps me and others healthy …”īig Bird might as well have posted a video in which he’s reading “Das Kapital” to Antifa guerrillas as Bill Gates and Dr. His head produces more forced detonations each year than China’s Zijin Mining Group. senator from Texas - or Cancun, depending on the weather in Texas - must have TNT lodged between his ears. Continued abuse of our services will cause your IP address to be blocked indefinitely.Big Bird got vaccinated, and there was one side effect: Ted Cruz’s skull exploded. Please fill out the CAPTCHA below and then click the button to indicate that you agree to these terms. If you wish to be unblocked, you must agree that you will take immediate steps to rectify this issue. If you do not understand what is causing this behavior, please contact us here. If you promise to stop (by clicking the Agree button below), we'll unblock your connection for now, but we will immediately re-block it if we detect additional bad behavior. Overusing our search engine with a very large number of searches in a very short amount of time.Using a badly configured (or badly written) browser add-on for blocking content.Running a "scraper" or "downloader" program that either does not identify itself or uses fake headers to elude detection.Using a script or add-on that scans GameFAQs for box and screen images (such as an emulator front-end), while overloading our search engine.There is no official GameFAQs app, and we do not support nor have any contact with the makers of these unofficial apps. Continued use of these apps may cause your IP to be blocked indefinitely. This triggers our anti-spambot measures, which are designed to stop automated systems from flooding the site with traffic. Some unofficial phone apps appear to be using GameFAQs as a back-end, but they do not behave like a real web browser does.
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